In Bonbons & Burglars, Ava’s new kittens aren’t just chasing clues—they’re doing it in style. That’s right: she gets 2 new mischievous sidekicks that are sporting diamond-studded collars, and honestly? They might be the real divas of the story.
So, in honor of our new four-legged fashionistas, let’s talk CAT BLING—because if you’re going to solve crimes and steal hearts, you might as well sparkle while doing it. ✨
💎 The Most Paws-itively Glamorous Cat Accessories
1. Diamond-Studded Collars (Fake, but Fabulous)
Think rhinestones, velvet, and just enough sparkle to say, “Yes, I’m a cat. Yes, I deserve this.” Ava’s kittens rock theirs like mini Kardashians with whiskers.
Enchanted Lockets for Cats (Okay, not actually enchanted)
Mini locket-style pendants that hold a photo of their human, a tiny note, or even a sliver of catnip. Bonus: a dramatic accessory for when the kittens dramatically meow and flop during interrogations.
3. Cat Crowns & Tiaras
Yes, they exist. No, they won’t stay on. But for five glorious seconds? Instagram gold.
4. Blinged-Out Harnesses for Walks of Fame
Perfect for the adventurous kitty who wants to strut down Main Street like it’s a red carpet.
5. Sparkling Food Bowls (Because Why Not?)
Even kibble tastes fancier in a glitter-coated dish. Trust us.
Ava’s Tip:
When your cupcake bakery assistant goes missing, the bride is sobbing and there’s a corpse in your freezer… focus on what you can control: like making sure your kittens are the best-dressed detectives on the scene. 🐾🔍
💎 Top 3 “Luxury” Cat Collar Brands (Totally Real…ish)
1. Made by Cleo
Known for: Chic, handcrafted cat collars in luxe fabrics, bold prints, and metallics.
Why Ava’s kittens would approve: They offer custom nameplates, fancy bow ties, and collars that say “I may be small, but I solve crimes.”
2. Supakit
Known for: Sleek leather collars that are both stylish and escape-proof.
Why it’s fabulous: Crafted for comfort, beauty, and safety. Bonus: GPS tracker compatibility for when your cat’s on an unauthorized stakeout.
3. FriendshipCollar – Pet & Owner Matching Sets
Known for: Matching collar-and-bracelet sets for pets and their humans.
Why it’s Ava-approved: Because nothing says “crime-solving duo” like coordinating accessories. Stylish, vegan, and guilt-free.
🐾 Tell Me in the Comments:
Would your cat wear a bejeweled collar or tear it off in 0.5 seconds flat?
And if your pet had a fashion label, what would it be called?
About the Author
Lisa Siefert is a USA Today Bestselling Mystery Author who writes humorous cozy mysteries. She dedicates all of her free time to testing out different latte flavors at every coffee shop she comes across and has never once skimped on dessert because life is too short not to. She lives in San Diego with Lucky, her own devious but adorable Abyssinian kitten. She excels at recounting every Hallmark Movie plot ever conceived and can also whip up a mean batch of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Her books feature amateur women sleuths that always believe in silver linings despite all of the murderous clouds surrounding them.
